Holla for....
Today I would like to share a funny story. Because I have kids who make me laugh often and I don't think I share enough of the funny shit they do. Their funny makes me HAPPY!
My kids like to have a little bedtime snack.
What? Don't look at me! It's their father's fault.
Ahem.
So this one night last week Camryn came down in her PJs to look for something to eat. AJ followed after a few seconds.
Cami was looking in this big bowl we have on the counter where we keep snack type stuff.
She turned around when AJ appeared, and proceeded to freak out.
She hopped up onto the counter, screaming and pointing at a spider on the floor.
AJ: "Where, where?"
Cami: whining and pointing
AJ: "Oh I see it!"
Cami: "Kill it!"
Me: "Yeah, kill it, AJ."
AJ grabs Mark's stainless steel Contigo
travel cup and tries to smash the spider with it.AJ (as he's smashing): "Aah!"
He missed.
He tries again, screaming like before.
Me (laughing): "OK, I don't think the cup is gonna work."
AJ: "Oh ok, I know......"
He runs off to get a shoe.
Meanwhile, the spider is fleeing across the floor.....towards Camryn, who is squealing in terror.
AJ (shoe in hand, smashing): "Aahh!"
Still he misses.
Me: "Give it to me!"
I take the shoe, locate the spider and SLAM!
AJ: "Aahh!"
Cami: some high-pitched sound
I press down for good measure.
AJ grabs the shoe and turns it over to inspect the bottom.
Both kids feign disgust: "Eww!"
Me: "AJ, go put the shoe away, please."
I go over to where Camryn continues to perch on the counter top, whimpering.
Me: "Sweetie, it's OK. The spider is dead. It's gone. It wasn't even very big."
Cami: pitiful whining sound
AJ returns, looking around. I suspect canvassing the area for more offenders.
Me: "OK Cami, hop down. You're fine."
She does, and scampers out of the kitchen, hopping over a wayward Cheeto as she goes.
AJ: "What, are you afraid of Cheetos now?"
At that I could no longer contain my amusement.
Me (cracking up): "AJ!"
Camryn is utterly DONE now and lashes out at us: "Don't laugh at me! It's not funny!"
Me (still laughing): "Oh honey, I'm not laughing at YOU, I'm laughing at AJ...what he said was just funny."
But she's not having it: "STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!"
As she runs/stomps up the stairs.
AJ and I just look at each other, still giggling.
It's so hard to be a pre-teen.
What are you HAPPY about right now?
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