Everyone knows I love my husband, he's perfect in every way....
But.
Maybe you don't know Mark does do some things that push me just a wee bit closer to the loony bin each day.
Such as....
Leaving things out.
Not hearing me.
Forgetting the things I tell him.
Claims he can't not pass gas.
Buys more than what he went to the store for. Every. Single. Time.
Leaves his socks, shoes/sandals and hats all over the place.
He likes really soft bread, but he'll leave the package open.
He makes me worry so much when he loses track of time and I can't reach him.
Oh here, just to make it fair, I'll list the things I do that probably make Mark crazy.
Umm....let's see....well....
Oh, I know! I leave my coffee spoon out on the counter all day. But I have a good reason for that. I mean, what if I want more coffee? Why dirty another spoon?
My avoidance of the mail.
And....
Nope, that's it, can't think of anything else.
Does the boy also have auditory issues regarding the pitch at which your voice is carried? Mine sure does... must be hereditary.
ReplyDeleteHA! Mine does the SAME crap. All those and the laundry NEXT to the laundry basket...I cannot figure that one out!!! BTW, coffee spoon, you are TOTALLY in the right and there is no reason to dirty another spoon! :)
ReplyDeleteIs that like the 6 pair of shoes in the living room by his computer hutch? Or telling him something and he swears you did not tell him? Or can never find anything in the refrigerator? OH and the extra shopping for things not on the grocery list is called "free lance" shopping. All men have those quirks...and we still love them:)
ReplyDeletelol i thought i was the only one with the husband issues. my husband does the same in the living room area. u know what i found yesterday in the tv stand a peach seed or bone whatever you call them. can u believe that the trash is not that hard to find geez.
ReplyDeleteHa! This is so true it is those little things that the only way to prove your point or to lessen the anger is to blog about them :)
ReplyDeletethat picure of anxiety girl was completly disqusting. Fuck you!
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