Boobs

Update: Edited and shared with Mama Kat's Writer's Workshop for the prompt "bra" on 6/13/13.

I have come to the conclusion that I prefer to wear some sort of bra at all times.

Regular support, separate and shape bra.  Sports bra. Sleep bra. Camisole with a bra-like insert.  Something!  Often even while sleeping because I'd just have to take off my shirt and put one on when I got up.

Not wearing one is more uncomfortable than wearing one for me.  I don't know if it's my breast size or shape or what.  I feel like they're pretty heavy and I NEED something to hold them up at least a little at all times.  I try to go to bed au natural.  Sure, sleeping without a bra on is not a problem.  It's the moment I get up and my "lovely lady lumps" are just hangin' out!

I know I'm not needing to impress anyone first thing in the morning, but I feel a little like an old trailer trash lady in a house dress without a bra on.  That's not an attractive image!

When other women talk about how relieved they are to get home and remove their bra, I totally can't relate, as I do not take mine off until I'm going to bed. And sometimes, I just change to sleep bra.

I truly do not understand how men can ever wear boxer shorts and not have their junk supported!

"Lovely female shapes are terrible complicators of the difficulties and dangers

of this earthly life, especially for their owners."

~George du Maurier