Your Social Media Rights

Everyone knows the Miranda Rights cops recite when they arrest someone.

If not (what rock have you been under?), here they are:

Your Miranda Rights

• You have the right to remain silent.
• Anything you say or do can and will be held against you in a court of law.
• You have the right to speak to an attorney.
• If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you.
• Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you?

For some unknown reason I got to thinking about the perils of social media and the Miranda Rights came to mind. Surely the two shouldn't be related because social media is FUN! Ahem.

Nevertheless, I give you:

Your Social Media Rights

• You have the right not to Comment.
• Anything you Tweet or Pin can and will be held against you on Facebook.
• You have the right to connect with an attorney on LinkedIn.
• If you cannot find anyone on Google+, you may peruse Instagram.
• Do you understand how the Klout algorithm works as it has been explained to you?

And because this is so clever and witty and gosh darnit! pin-able, I give you:

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cuz this shiz needs to be seen!
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